HELLO FRIENDS. MY NAME IS NOT JIM NANTZ!

My name is actually Patrick Imig. I write the weekly Pigskin Detention column on Cold Hard Football Facts (dot com). It's a column that LITERALLY WRITES ITSELF, which means not literally. I bring this up because some analysts and broadcasters say similar thing and LITERALLY provide some help and inspiration for the column. Below you can find the 2011 episodes.

Week 1 - Rex Grossman, Trent Dilfer and the Pigskin Detention Challenge

Week 2 - Vickpalooza 2011!

Week 3 - Quarterbacks gone wild! 

Week 4 - Tony Romo: the Pundits giveth; the pundits taketh away

Week 5 - A wave of (ex) Teammate on Teammate Crime

Week 6 - Deion's dance, Berman and the Bruce Gradkowski mystery

Further below is the the 2010/2011 season. On with the that show ... ... ...

WEEK 1 -- THE TRADITION OF OVER-REACTING ... AFTER ONE GAME

WEEK 2 -- THE MERRIL HOGE SPECIAL

WEEK 3 -- NBC'S BRAYLON BOWL

WEEK 4 -- LET'S PLAY HOT POTATO!

WEEK 5 -- ESPN'S DELICATE BRETTFAVRE DANCE

WEEK 6 -- THE BIG HIT DOUBLE STANDARD

WEEK 7 -- NFL FACES POPULAR UPRISING

WEEK 7 -- HARD HIT-GATE: NFL CULTURE UNDER ATTACK

WEEK 8 -- A SERMON FROM THE MOST REV. BRUSCHI

WEEK 9 -- CALLING FOR A MORATORIUM ON HARVARD REFERENCES

WEEK 10 -- COWBOYS BRING OUT THE WORST IN FOOTBALL MEDIA

WEEK 11 -- 'OLD YELLER FEVER' GRIPS THE PUNDITS

WEEK 12 -- ESPN'S JEMELE HILL PLAYS THE RACE CARD, PROCEEDS TO  FOLD

WEEK 13 -- NFC WEST TEAMS NOT THAT BAD IN PLAYOFFS

WEEK 14 -- DITKA 2012! DITKA 2012!

WEEK 15 -- ESPN'S SWADDLING CLOTHES OF HYPE: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! 

WEEK 16 -- RON JAWORSKI HAS IT BAD FOR DREW BREES

WEEK 17 -- A MEMO TO 'EL MAGNIFICO', BOB COSTAS

WILD CARD ROUND -- FOX AND PEREIRA FLAGGED FOR ROUGHING THE VIEWER

DIVISIONAL ROUND - AARON RODGERS BATTLES BEARS, KING KONG

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS - LET'S SEND PEREIRA TO THE DUNK TANK!

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS - OPEN SEASON ON JAY CUTLER

SUPER BOWL MEDIA DAY - UNTOLD STORIES IN MEDIA DAY HISTORY

SUPER BOWL XLV - REACTION TO THE BIGGEST EVENT IN SPORTS