Here is a collection of some of my favorite columns I've written over the years.
A.C. SLATER IS A SISSIFIED PANSY - A.C. Slater should have been the king of Bayside High. Read why he was a huge letdown and pansy.
The FACES OF COACH K - Just because the demon of Blue Devils is a great coach doesn't mean we can't have fun at his expense.
THE MAGIC OF A CHAMPIONSHIP - When your hometown team wins the World Series, you feel like a kid again.
RULES OF THE GYM - Memo to the dude eating a protein shake in the locker room: we don't care how ripped you are.
SUMMER ACTIVITIES RULE! - Crocodile Mile, The Oozinator and the Water Wiggle highlight an interesting look back at our water games.
SUPER BOWL 45 PIGSKIN DETENTION - Reaction to the biggest and longest day on the sports calendar. Hey, Fox, burn your red carpet.
WELCOME BACK TO THE BALLPARK! - Relive Harry Caray's final broadcast from the booth with real audio and plenty from Steve Stone.
WRESTLEMANIA 25 WINNERS AND LOSERS - The biggest wrestling event of the year in all its glory. Hey, who let Kid Rock in?
Baseball's Forgotten Heroes - Showing some love for the players who set the table for the most memorable home runs in postseason history.
Columnist Jemele Hill Plays Race Card, Folds - She probably thinks I'm racist for criticizing her writing, too.
ESPN's Delicate Brett Favre Dance - No way the Pigskin Messiah would be scrutinized by the worldwide leader in verbal massage. No way.
It's 3:00 AM. I need a Steve Sax Rookie Card. - If you ever wanted to buy baseball cards at 3:00 in the morning, you can thank Don West.
Open Season on Jay Cutler - Cutler's knee injury led to a 'social media attack' of biblical proportions. Ha.
Vintage Lupica - Smarmy punk Mike Lupica uses the Steve McNair murder to rail on guns and gun ownership in America.
GREAT MOMENTS IN MEDIA DAY HISTORY - Super Bowl's annual Media Day would be a lot better if these tales were true.
MLB RAIN DELAY MEETING - My vision of what took place with the MLB hierarchy during a rain delay at the 2006 World Series.
MONDAY NIGHT GROSSMAN - ESPN's obsession with 2006 Flavor of the Year, Rex Grossman. Yes. That Rex Grossman.
NBC FOOTBALL TALK IN AMERICA - This is what happens when NBC adds 454 on air talents to their football studio show.
The TIME CURSE - Move over Madden Curse. TIME Magazine would like to introduce you to some cover-curses of their own.
WRESTLEMANIA'S UNTOLD STORIES - Stories untold because they're completely made up. At least I think so.